100 Random Things From My Mind

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Me and my dog: Photo courtesy of the author

So, apparently listing 100 random things off the top of your head is a thing now. And apparently, it has to be done in 20 minutes. That’s what Penelope Mayfield says:

100 Things in 20 Minutes From My Little Brain To Yours

And Jason Provencio says the same thing, without a time limit:

Jason’s 100 Random Thoughts in a Row

Well, I see a thing, I do a thing. I’m not sure you want the random thoughts that fly out of my head, uncensored and all that, but hey, here they are:

1. It’s Cold As Balls Out!: I hate the cold.
2. I Really Hate Winter: I really do.
3. I Need to Move to Mexico: Or some other warm place. Canada in winter is for the birds! No, not the birds, even they go south!
4. Everybody's Stupid But Me: Not everybody in life, just everybody I seem to…