Adult Onesies? Yes, Please

And I Look Super Cute In Them

Misty Rae
2 min readMay 16


Me, in my unicorn onesie in hubby’s art studio: Photo courtesy of the author

So, Keeley Schroder wants to know if I have an adult onesie and when I wear it:

Short answer, yes. I have two, the unicorn pictured above and a Snoopy one:

Snoopy, bitches!: Photo courtesy of the author

Why? Why would an adult of some 50+ years have adult onesies? Because I can, that’s why. Because they’re cute. Because they’re cozy. What? Am I too old for comfort? No, I’m not.

The first one I bought was at Walmart. Go ahead and judge if you want, but yeah, I shop there. I have a limited amount of money to spend and as much as I’d love to spend it at local businesses with organic this and that, I can’t afford it right now.

So, for $19.99, I got a Snoopy onesie. It was on sale. And it was winter. I was still living on the East Coast of Canada.

For those of you that don’t know, winter in Canada, well much of it, is fucking cold. I mean -40 degrees Celcius, blustery winds and snow, snow, and more snow.

Cozy warm jammies are comforting.

Then, I bought another, the unicorn. Why? because my husband pointed them out and urged me to get them. He calls me his unicorn, uncommonly beautiful, oddly young looking, almost mythical. It’s very sweet and flattering, even if it’s not completely accurate. It’s nice he sees me that way.

So, unicorn it was!

Rough winters call for warm, comfy night attire. Onesies may not be the sexiest, but if you’re with the right person, they’re sexy as hell!

Oh, and PS, Hubby had a bear onesie at one time. I can’t find it now. Just saying.

Onesies for the win!



Misty Rae

6X Top Writer. Former legal eagle. Wife, mother, nature lover, chef, writer and all-around free spirit .