An Open Letter to My Period

I’m 50, please go away

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Dear Period,

We’ve been together a long, long time — since I was 13 or 14, I think. It’s time for you to fu&k off. No offense. But seriously, what’s your deal?

Since I turned 50, my sex drive has been through the roof! I’m not kidding, I mean through the freaking roof. Want it, need it, gotta have it! But I’m an old-fashioned…