As I'm ordering the SafeGurl in Midnight Blue, I have to ask about my eyes. People say they're my best feature and that they drive the fellas wild (something about a smouldering gaze when all I'm doing is trying to squint my way into reading a sign). Will the committee be deveoping a line of sunglasses to deal with this pesky problem?

Please advise,

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