Awwww! Well, I suppose you had to go to church to eventually rule it out and become an Atheist. My oldest son uncerimoniously quit Sunday School when he was 5 because his questions weren't answered to his satisfaction. he asked what evidence there was for God. They didn't give him what he was looking for. I didn't make him go back.

I didn't mind church as a kid. I also liked the food and won more than one prize for remembering Bible verses.

Loved your story, as usual. It's amazing what we remember. I have a handful of early memories that might make good stories. I published one earlier today. ;)