Child officer, LOL. I've not pulled the old lady card, but I will have no qualms about it when I'm able.. I've pulled the helpless wee girl card, the sexy woman card, the kick ass curls card, the lawyer card and the helpless middle aged woman card. Never gotten a ticket and people seem to want to bend over backward to please me. ;)

When I'm older, I'm going to proudly play the old lady card every time I need it!

Oh, and I can cry on cue. :)