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Dealbreakers & Me
Damn, you Courtney Capone, you did it again! Okay, actually thanks. I had no ideas today and reading one of your stories, yet again, gave me the spark I needed to get off my ass and write.
Much like you, I’m not an easy personality. It likely comes as no surprise that I have a bucket full of deal breakers. But first, here’s yours:
Some of these no-gos are strictly for intimate relationships, others apply to friends as well. But suffice to say, if any of these apply, I’ll be out the door before the wind closes it behind my sweet little round ass.
I won’t repeat the obvious. If you’re not intelligent, I’m out. And before you get your knickers in a knot, I said intelligent, not formally educated. There’s a huge difference. I meant some of the dumbest people in life at law school. True story.
One of my favourite Psychology professors, the late Harold P. Taulkalis, PhD once said, “you eventually gotta roll over and talk to ‘em.” And you do. If you can’t carry on an intelligent…