First, the devil looks like a young George Michael, I've heard this from a reliable source. Second, my seat has been reserved for ages. In fact, I do believe my seat has even been engraved with my name.

Here's the funny part, this hell thing, it was meant to be a small, exclusive club, but it's gonna be crowded. All them Bible Thumpers (that's what we call them in Canada) with their judgment, will be crashing the party. So not cool. Jesus ain't down with that judgment shit. There's this little passage in that book they like so much about "let he who has not sinned cast the first stone." You know, don't judge. They're making baby Jesus cry.

Whatevs, see ya at the party in about, oh, 70 years. :)