Ha ha, fun little list, I just turned 50 last week and to answer your questions:

1. What's the ACT?

2. Yes

3. No

4. Yes

5. Yes, but I wouldn't be happy

6. Yes

7. Can and willing to are two different things, yes, I can, no I wouldn't

8. Yes

9. Yes

10. Again, can and would are two different things. I suppose I could, but I wouldn't.