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Hey, I Didn’t Recognize You With Pants On!
I’m feeling rather nostalgic this weekend. I suppose it started with writing about my crazy childhood fears:
Suffice to say, I was a pretty weird kid. I’m also a pretty weird adult. I was probably pretty weird all the way through.
The trip back to childhood got me thinking about the past and led me to what was probably my most embarrassing moment ever in life. Thankfully, no one was hurt and looking back, it’s more hilarious than embarrassing.
It was September 1989. I had just begun my first year of university at the University of New Brunswick. The first week was zero classes and all fun. Parties, games, BBQs, it was an awesome blur of activity.
The incoming freshman class was about 5000 strong. We came from all over the country and the world. One of those 5000 was a boy we’ll call Joel. He was from Prince Edward Island and he was gorgeous! He was a clean-cut type, wholesomely handsome, sorta like Donnie Osmond, but…
