I am not stuck in the 90s. I hated the 90s. I am proudly stuck in the 80s. I'm staying there, I like it. The 90s, yuck! But I do still own CDs I get them for $1.99 at a local thrift shop. My van has a CD player in it and said van is essentially a retro disco on wheels. I'm cool with it.

All that said, you described the 90s very well and reading this made even me nostalgic for it. :)