I get that this is satire, but we've seriously just had this issue crop up again here in my Canadain province. Girls were pulled out of class, measured and evaluated, singled out for thier clothing. Never mind it gets hella hot up here. Last week it was over 30 degrees celcius. Schools don't have air conditioning.

I almost wrote a story that I was going to call My Daughter Isn't Responsible For Your Son's Hormones, but I got busy with other stuff and the diea fell by the wayside. But seriously, boys can't learn to deal with distraction? Aren't the same people making that argument the same people that think that females are the weaker sex? Hmmmm. Well, if we're weaker and they're strong, they should be able to control themelves. Ugggg, don't get me started.

Anyway, I love your humourous take on this issue.