I love the haters. Sorry, but you wanna come read my shit and then say something stupid? Okay, I get paid by the read, motherfucker, so thank you for your generous contribution to the Misty Rae Wine and Treat Foundation.

That aside, I too an apparently uptight and square. So square that my theme song shoudl be Hip To Be Square, LOL. I was raised in the 70s and 80s. I was also raised by older and religious parents. The idea of a woman taking her top off in public was unheard of. And while I've, over the years, developed a lot of comfort with many aspects of myself, going topless isn't one of them.