I'm giggling because I practiced law for years and did a bit of criminal stuff. It's so true, the BS is everywhere! The best BS was when I did bail hearings, things like, "Mr. Jones advises me that he is employed as a painter, roofer whatever and will be staying with his uncle, Reverend Whatever..." We all knew Mr. Jones was full of shit, but you know, we said, "advises," so we weren't stating it as a fact...LOL. I could go on for days, that's just the first example off the top of my head.