Life With Misty Rae

A Reality TV Show About The Most Exciting Boring Person Ever

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So Keeley Schroder wants to know if my life would make a compelling tv reality show;

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I’m guessing no.

Why, you ask? I mean a still pretty cute 52 (almost) year-old writer, an adorable artist husband, and the best dog in the world sounds thrilling, right?

Yeah, not so much. I am seriously boring. A reality show based on my life would consist mainly of my day to day. It’s not that exciting. Do you really want to watch me read?

But wait, let’s spin this a different way. Maybe my life is exactly what we need on TV. you know, except for the fact that I don’t want cameras in my house.

Let’s pitch it as a serious thing, just for a second. Life With Misty Rae would feature me, my husband, and my dog, Rudy.

It would follow us, both autistic free spirits with artist souls in our own right. We’re middle-aged and writing our own rules because the regular life rules just never fit. I tried. I tried for over…