LOL, I love your lists. I don't really have answers for these questions, but, I'll give it a try:

1. No idea, but it's whatever realm of sleep I always seem to be in.

2. You either have a really expensive phone plan or really cheap internet;

3. I think both are crap, so I don't know;

4. Probably, yes;

5. I doubt it;

6. No idea;

7. No;

8. No;

9. because why bother when they've got us used to paying more;

10. I'm not sure. He hasn't dazzled me, but then again, he hasn't royally fucked anything up yet either, so, I'm keeping an open mind.