LOL, love this! We had one of these couples above us last year, but add 2 kids...yeah also add a moratorium on evictions despite months of unpaid rent...oh, also add drugs and booze....good times, man, good times. They've finally been evicted, after almost a year of screaming, loud music, knock down drag 'em out fights, kids running around at 3 am, because, you know, that's when they shine, throwing beer bottles and roaches (joint roaches, not the bugs) over our heads...I could go on. Keep the faith, you'll find a nice girl someday, and if not, well, at least your life will be quiet.