Love this! Might I add, if my wife were Black, the house would smell like Javex....you know my work, you know I'm mixed race and was raised by a Black Momma and Daddy and all you listed is true, but damn, my mama had to have that house Chlorine clean.

Also, always take potato salad to the company picnic....or maybe that's just me. Mine is requested by everyone. If you know, you know...potato salad is huge.