Oh, FFS, children say shit. So glad little miss priss is so pure. Uggg.

This reminds me of the time my son, now 30, but just over 1 at the time and with that inconvenient ability to speak plainly, threw himself on the floor of the mall. he stripped off his clothes and screamed, "I hate you Mommy, you're selfish!" Apparently, I refused one of his demands, I don't even know now. So while I'm trying to calm him and keep his older brother in line, this bitch shows up and I can hear her say, "Oh my god, that baby shouldn't know the world selfish, who are these people?; I shouldn't have done it, but I took a second, as I threw my now bare-arsed son over my shoulder, turned to little miss perfect and said, "slap's a word you"re gonna learn if you don;t back the fuck up and mind your business." It was the 90s. we could stlll do that. I don't condone it, but seriously....fuck off already