Oh fucking please! Sorry, hon, but if this chick needed a kid to make her life interesting, I weep for her and even more for the kid.

Children aren't supposed to show up with a task. They're not here to make things interesting.

You know what makes life interesting? Life! Getting out there and living it. Ummm, she has a kid...why is that interesting? Did she invent children? No.

Oh, and your life seems plenty interesting seeing as you're coming up on 2K followers and I read your stuff all the time.

Girl what kind of boring ass bitch were you friends with? Next!