See also the following:

1. Standing in line at the Walmart Supercentre and the person in front of you has some shit with no scan thing and they gotta go find it;

2. Same thing, just insert coupons;

3. Same thing, but on the day the pensions come out;

4. Swap lady for man because I'm ready in a flash, but my husband is a fuckign diva!

I could go on, but I've said enough. :)