So many thoughts! I kinda want to punch both the friend and the husband. The friend for obvious reasons. As an aside, I'm willing to bet HE didn't look like Brad Pitt circa 1994. How dare he? But let's move to dear hubby...."your pretty girl cheated on you..." He made his wife sound like a safe bet, like because she was less than conventionally attractive, she was a safe bet. Newsflash, ugly people cheat too. I'd gladly rearrange both their faces.