The former lawyer in me has questions and kinda wants to test this. I mean is this advertised widely? Define disruptive. Is there a sliding scale of said disruptiveness? Who, pray tell, is the arbiter of what constitutes disruptive? Fuck them. I wanna take a kid in there and pinch him to make him holler just to see what happens and then fight the dumb surcharge.

I don't like it. It's a sneaky cash grab. If children aren't welcome, say it up front and be done with it. And lots of people would be fine with it. Some days I would be too, depends on my mood.

I don't mind kids. Mine were well behaved. But I purposely took them out to eat from the time they were small specifically to teach them how to act.