This reminds me of my middle son and a couple of his toddler antics:

1. Christmas time in a local mall. He was about 14 months old, but big for his age and could talk in full sentences. He wanted something, who knows what. He threw himself on the floor of the mall yelled, "I hate you, Mommy, you're selfish!" He then proceeded to strip off his clothes as a crowd gathered and whispered about how a child so young shouldn't even know the word "selfish." My now-ex booted down the other end of the mall with my oldest, leaving me with the naked tantrum. i picked up his clothes, swung his little bare ass over my shoulder, went to the car and took his ass home. My ex and oldest came home in a cab sometime later.

2. Same kid...wanted a chocolate bar while we were checking out. I said no. He was about 2 at this time. Little fucker grabbed it and took a big bite...wrapper and all and looked at me smugly. Had to buy it now. So I did. We proceeded to the car where he gleefully waited for his ill-gotten loot. HA! I ate the thing right in front of him as he screamed bloody murder! I wish I could say it was delicious, but he bit into a Big Turk....yuck!