Touched a nerve did I, muffin? Aww, bless. I didn't say anything about being alone, and as you pointed out, I have my husband, so you know, not alone.

Oh, and that attitude, it's called honesty.

My husband is plenty proud to be seen with me and tells me everyday how beautiful he thinks i am, so I guess you loose your bet and your watch. But I'm in a good mood, so you keep the watch. I can buy my own. Turns out there's pretty good money in having folks like you come to my stories to troll and insult me. So, thank you ever so much for you contribution.

PS: Insulting my appearance while failing to have a picture of yourself on your profile is hardly clever or original.