Wow. I love the way you're able to inject some humour into what has got to be a very difficult situation. I get why you didn't say anything to him when you found out the truth, but I have to say, you are a bigger woman than I am because I'd have called the shit out of that! And I hate to admit it, but it wouldn't be because it was the right thing to do, it's would be just because I just can't stand someone feeling like they got one over on me; I'm a bitch like that, ;)