Yes!!!! Now that's something I'd read! I worked in various customer service roles before becoming a lawyer (the literal worst customer service role of all). Some highlights include:
Working at a call centre for a chain of hotels and being told by a frantic caller that she left her teeth and gun in a hotel on the I95 (she couldn't tell me which one);
Various creepy dudes in restaurants;
And the "I don't wanna wait guy." I wasn't working there, he was just nuts.