You asked us to guess, I'm going with English because it sounded like a "real thing". A major in Semantics? My university never offered that! That being said, there are no useless majors, everything we learn is useful and makes us who we are....well, unless you're, like, looking for a job in the field of Semantics. Now Sarcasm, that's a degree I can get behind, Sarcasm with a minor in Smart Assery, yeah, I like that. Great story!