Zero Fucks Given!

5 Things Everyone Cares About That I Don’t

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Another day, another challenge. This one comes to me, as many do, via Courtney Capone and invites me to discuss five things that are popular but I couldn’t give a rat’s ass about. Sounds easy, right?

Well, it would have been, but Courtney took all the good ones. Much like me, she could give a crap about sports, celebrity gossip, any Kardashian anywhere at anytime ever, etc. You can read all about it here:

Am I Supposed To Care?

So, I’m going to have to dig a little deeper to come up with my five.

1. The Platinum Jubilee: Or more specifically, the Royal Family generally. I so don’t care. So Queen Elizabeth II has been on the throne for 70 years, what’s that got to do with me? I haven’t watched any of it. I’m not reading about it. But I can’t escape the headlines. They’re everywhere!

Honestly, as a Canadian, I find the monarchy one of the most outdated institutions that continues to exist. And to make matter worse, it’s a giant waste of money. Millions of British pounds are paid to them through the…